Thursday, April 25, 2013

Seraph Family Tree

Seraph
[Caelum + Metis]
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Mensa - [Camelopardalis + Oceanus] - Dorado
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[Orion + Demeter] - Auriga - Reticulum
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[Columba + Artemis] - Lepus - Monoceros - Terpsichore
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Lynx - [Lyra + Pallas] -  Pyxis
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Corona Borealis - Corona Austrina - [Coma Berenices]
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Apus - [Pavo + Helios] - Tucana
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Chamaeleon - Lacerta - [Volans + Theia]
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[Phoenix + Perses] - Draco - Bootes
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Canes Venatici - [Crux + Crius] - Corvus

Names in Orange Text: Spouses/Sperm Donors
Brackets: Heir/Couples (Note: Coma Berenices did not require a spouse to procreate.)
Names in Green Text: Asexual Reproduction/Alien Abduction

Now, now, now, as you may know if you read the blog, the siblings have also started their own families. They and their families deserve a spot on the neighborhood graph.

Boy | Couple | Girl
Hydra | Coeus + Stella Cygnus | Nyx
  Aether | Pallas + Mensa Cygnus | Tyche
Phobos | Helios + Auriga Cygnus |
Thanatos | Quinten + Hestia Cygnus |
Apollo | Epimetheus + Edit Cygnus |
| Perses + Dorado Cygnus | Hecate

Pictor | Reticulum + Aphrodite Seraph | Carina, Nike, Nemesis
Typhon | Monoceros + Asteria Seraph | Hemera
Eros | Pyxis + Phoebe Seraph |
Pan | Corona Austrina + Themis Seraph |
Endymion | Corona Borealis + Mnemosyne Seraph |
Deimos, Anteros | Apus + Pandora Seraph |
| Chamaeleon + Rhea Seraph | Peitho
Hypnos | Lacerta + Tethys Seraph |
Hermes | Draco + Athena Seraph |
Hephaestus | Bootes + Hera Seraph |
Dionysus | Corvus + Eos Seraph |
| Canes Venatici + Leto Seraph | Gaea

Crux, the Last Heir

Corvus has learned what he needs. Canes Venatici has the weekend to learn or do what he wants. Volans and Theia trail each other around like stalkers. Phoenix continues her astral studies. Crux brinks on childhood. Theia tends to the toddlers and Volans, well, he tends to the house, but only in the dead of night. As the tenth heir and ultimately the ender of of the Seraph Legacy, I won't hold Crux to the 3 child rule. I see no harm in ending this curse and as Phoenix has made due the coming of a tenth heir I feel my duty is complete in the first place. Crux will age to adulthood naturally, reach the top of her career, cap all her skill and become a monster. That will be the end of my Monstracy.
Crux caps her musical skills mere hours before her childhood. Phoenix becomes an infallibly good witch. The weekend was terribly droll. Canes Venatici called all his skills three days prior his due teenagerhood. That's my new record. He grows up well.
The grown-ups do as they please. Which, for the most part, involved bathing, preforming tai chi and playing the piano. Theia invites over the headmaster, as the last kiddies are now children. They got in.
Hmm, Lepus and Perses register as family. Too bad. HA! He shares three bolts with Dorado, though. The two were engaged by their first date, married the day after, moved out, and had a daughter, Hecate, who's exactly like her father and half siblings in every aspect. The genes are strong in Perses.
Canes Venatici becomes a teenager and a wealth sim. LTW: Top Law. Gosh, isn't that popular lately. Crux and Corvus get to know their half sister, Hecate. Crux skill capped all skills. Canes Venatici might have a gambling problem. He only plays the cards. Crux has no attention span. Unless otherwise told, she pingpongs between activities than [somthing clever here.] That's just kids though. She was a pirate in the tub, jumped on her bed, settled down to contemplate Hera, someone I don't think she's even met, then played pinball and the Law podium. All in an hour.She must be as bored as I am.
Anaxagoras and Cymmi played together in death. How can dead dogs be so cute?! Okay, all the kids are capped now. Man. Old people do not walk by this place anymore. Oh. Theia died. In the bathroom. How sad. We will remember you fondly, Theia. Crux and Corvus grow up. Crux rolls romance, Corvus, Knowledge. Let's see if Grandpire Volans can seduce Medusa and her household into dropping by. Eos, Leto, Selene, Persephone and Medusa meet the tenth gen boys. Persephone registers as family, and I'm having trouble remembering the girls' aspirations. Leto's romance, Eos is family, I think, not sure. Well, I can check. Nope, Eos is finance, er wealth. Corvus has his gaming job, but Can'es Venatici and Crux' haven't shown up yet. Law might be one of those jobs that require a degree. We know music isn't. A! Law showed up for Canes Venatici.
Welp, it's Friday and the kids have no friends or even acquaintences. They'll take the neighborhood by storm and make a gajillion friends, by gum. The kids head to the bathhouse, meet Sandalphon and Pandora, then to the plaza and meet Dorado, Helios and Themis. Oh my gosh, I am so bored! Nothing left to do! I'm sending the kids to college. At least they'll have class to go to. They apply for their scholarships and amass $21,750. I thought it would be appropriate to pay homage to some of the Ebonwood founders by naming the new Ravencrest dormitories in their honor. Hyperion Dormitory, Pavo Pavilion, Astraeus Establishment, Menoetius Manor and Columba Quarter. The tenth generation tykes set up at Pavo Paviliion.
Well... the place looks great. The kids pick their ooms, they're dressed like shit, but that's easily fixable. However, the kids have, like zero friends, so their influence capability is nonexistent. We need to address this situation, lest they'll be kicked out.
They spend their first day in college getting to know thei dorm mates. Corvus has a terrible time connecting with people. He's not friends with Volans, Phoenix or Crux, but! He did fall pretty hard for a sweet blonde boy in the dorm named Ash. I squeed at their love. Crux also found some date fodder and I feel like I left Canes Venatici in the wind, so he falls for a sweet little number, too. Dating, folks. It raises influence like a sumbitch. I had Crux and Corvus study couples counseling so they can have each others backs when shit goes under, because... shit will go under.
The good news is they all got enough friends and aspiration to get their term papers dealt with and completed their first semester with flying colors. Oh my gosh, this is so much better than waiting out their teen years. I don't even care about rerolls right now. They also work on some extra carricular badge building: Canes Venatici on pottery, Corvus on seamstressing and Crux on flower arrangement. Yeah, just badge building and going to class. Time for those rerolls. Crux rolls... romance. Which she is, grilled cheese wins again. Corvus rolls wealth, and Canes Venatici rolls a 6. What a way to end a legacy.
The kids got gold badges in all three of the aforementioned hobby items and after rerolls Canes Venatici invites over the one person he's bothered to stay in touch with since joining college. Eos. She brings along Leto, Selene and Medusa and the boys assess the goods. I messed up Corvus. His gender of choice is male. He doesn't find any of the girls remotely appealing. Never the less he went on a date with Selene and the next time the girls came over, he took out Eos. Not very stealthily, though, as he was caught by Ash and Selene and made enemies of them both. As his relationship with Leto and Medusa are nonexistent my hands are kind of tied. Corvus is promised to Eos the mean witch.
Canes Venatici on the other hand, shares two bolts with Leto and Selene and minus for Eos. He took out Leto and Selene and successuly hid his affentions from the other and his dorm romance fodder. During his first date with Leto, he proposed to her. That settles the boys. Since Crux is to be the last heir and without children, I'm not really concerned about her finding a lover/spouse. The kids graduated Summa Cum Laude and moved back to Ebonwood and the Seraph Legacy Lot. Canes Venatici and Corvus take their brides-to-be and their substantial dowries and leave the lot totally financially loaded.
Volans invites over his long time friend Oceanus, and his son, Crius to introduce them to his granddaughter. I totally forgot Crius was also a grilled cheese sim. He and Crux share 3 bolts for each other. Ah me, dead love. Muertos Amore. I'm pretty sure I just used two different languages. Whatever.
To keep Phoenix youthful, Crux partook of Phyllis' cake. Phoenix drank her daughter and, after ensuring herself a few more days of adulthood, took to the phone-of-death and brought back Crux. As a zombie. After Canes Venatici and Corvus made off with their wives they emptied out the family coffers. Crux is hardly upset, she still has her relationship with Crius and he moves in with her. Their love is now as undying as they are.
Canes Venatici and Corvus become fathers. Venatici and Leto have a daughter, Gaea, and Corvus and Eos, a son, Dionysus. Hahahahaha! I just noticed the lot Eos now lives is called Witchwood. Glorious. Her LTW is to become a criminal mastermind and she gets the job before she gives birth to Dionysus. Corvus' is to top the adventuring business as a space pirate. Thus far, he's had no luck. Until he does he is charged with taking care of his house and child. Dionysus becomes a toddler and goody. He doens't have the accursed Ivy nose. Handsome boy and a Scorpio, 10/9/9/2/5.
Ah, an affinity for science. I'm so pleased. Corvus got his job in adventuring. He makes a hot hostage negotiator. Zombie Aunt Crux is a frequent visitor. Canes Venatici and Leto don't need jobs, just Canes still wants one in slacker. It wasn't hard to get. Leto will remain unemployed as her LTW isn't career oriented. Her utter delight is mechanics and tinkering, so her pimp daddy gets her a robot station. Aunt Selene stopped by to help with Gaea. She's so affectionate with her. It makes me sad she doesn't have kids of her own. Gaea has the Ivy nose and the same stats as her father. Woop-de-doo.
So Volans went on a date with some random townie. I figured, hey, what's one more vampire? Before the date ended, however, his date, Jill, died from fright from all the ghosts. As poor vampire Volans weeped at her loss, I cracked up laughing. Not very nice, I know, but as far as I'm concerned, she ended up dead one way rather than the other. I was amused. Am amused. That's just entertaining to me. Phoenix has been making use of the Magus Mutato spell and Phyllis. Whoever stops by runs the risk of being eaten or turned into a nice witch. I think it's a fair trade off. Volans did get to turn a townie into a vampire the next night... And then my game crashed. Delightful.
Crux lost six-tenths of her skills when she turned into a zombie and doesn't have a job yet. Time for the light bulb helmet, Handy little bugger. Two or three days later she's capped again. Still jobless though. Crius just follows her around like a puppy, standard 3 bolts fare. Effit, She gets a job as a clam rangler... weird as that sounds, it's in the Natural Science career. Shit. Game crash. At least I saved when she recapped all her skills. I think... Win. I did. Also, she got her job in Art. Super excellent. She and Crius are so so very in love. They could zombie groan at each other all day and absolutely love it. They've become complete slobs, though. Leaving Volans to clean up after them. It's like he's a dad all over again. As much as the two are in love they totally cheat on each other at chess.
I swear. Vampires make the best pop sims. Yeah, they're active during the night, but they can talk to folk walking by forever. Fuck! No! Game crash again! It's like this game knows I won't be playing it after this legacy.
Austrina accompanies Crux home after work and he and Phoenix hit it off very well. They don't register as family and share three bolts for each other. Weeeeiiiiirrrrrd. I really need to save after every promotion. Crashes are back with a vengeance. The game senses it's time is nigh. Shit! Blargh! Fuck! Crux has four days before she goes back to work. This game needs to die! The guys can do whatever they want for four days. Zombies Crius and Crux are such children. They're sloppy and can't take care of themselves at all. The're so blasted in love, they don't eat or sleep. And Volans is just as bad, trying to stay p during the pay. Phoenix would die next to her effing piano. They're all just asking to die!
Crux and Crius used the extended weekend to get married. Crux is now a Cygnus, further solidifying the end of the legacy. She reached the top of her career path and returns to writing her novel. DONE! I'm done! Second Legacy Over! Yeaaaaaa- oh shit. I have to write the novel.
The End
The cost of our salvation was high. Ten generations ago Caelum and his children were cursed. His love for Metis was so great he risked his destiny for her. He risked all of us for her. Generations like mine can never know her. We hear the tales and legends passed down through our parents and grandparents. There are people still in Ebonwood who knew her when she was alive, but she's been gone so long that all they remember is her beauty and kindness. She must have been truly amazing.
Caelum is not a hero in these stories. Nor is he a villian. A love sick fool, of course, and an arrogant manchild, too, but even now our family isn't void of those types. Visions of these two lovers echo in the halls of our great house. Their likeness in old photographs, their ghosts lurk in the rooms most memorable to them, their tale of love and heartache etched into the very fabric of our beings.
My own tale isn't as legendary. Mother's woes depressed the whole household. She was certain that if darkness was what fell on the family, that light could lift it. The boys and I understood the gravity of forever very clearly after her failure. Her publishing her book and our dirty laundry might have upset us if we didn't know everyone already knew our business. They knew because it was their dirty laundry, too. We knew our burden was a heavy one. Mother pitied us and herself, so she was no great source of strength. Grandpa Volans was the one to teach us to hold our heads high. He understood more than anyone that despite our shame, we must walk on. And we did. Canes and Corvus took wives and left the main house, starting families of their own. I stayed. I knew what that meant. I'd have to find a husband. I'd have to bear his children. I'd have to do my duty for the house and the family. I was young. I thought my life had ended. In a sense, I guess it did. Or it began to. I was so wretchedly depressed. I didn't eat, didn't get out of bed, wouldn't see anyone. I fell ill, and yeah, as it happens, I died. It wasn't what I thought at all. It wasn't nothing, it wasn't ascension, it wasn't pain, it wasn't horror. Horror was when I was brought back. I can't blame my mother. I certainly don't hate her for it. She's never brought anyone back before. But I wasn't the same. I'd accepted my role to carry on everything, before and after my death. I understood that she had to bring me back. She had no choice. No more than I did. My sorrow and depression manifested itself and I had arisen an abomination  I looked, on the outside, as dead as I felt on the inside. I 'lived' up to my curse by becoming this monster. However, the horror was not in my figure. It was in my failure. In this form I'm unable to bear children. I could no longer carry on the family curse. I let my family down in the worst way.
I feared for my brothers and their children. I couldn't bear thinking of them becoming grotesque monsters such as I had become. I might as well have stayed dead for all the good it did my family. Poor Mother blamed herself for everything. That we still carried the curse and for my deformities. I could hardly comfort her and we were both in such agony over our failings.
Disgusted by our behavior, Volans brought over Crius. He was... he was like me. Dead on the outside and inside. He intrigued me. I wanted to know about him, but I didn't want to show it, and I didn't want to like him. He was a monster, not suave or charming. And, oh my gosh, I was being set up by my grandpa! He knew me better than that, though, and though Crius didn't hold much hope that I'd accept him, it didn't take Volans much encouragement to get Crius to visit often.
Crius was kind and patient with me. We were both artists, had an affinity for grilled cheese and both undead in a way Volans couldn't understand. I was still so new to being dead, the topic would remain taboo throughout our friendship, but Crius was so understanding. It wasn't long before I overcame our monstrous-ness. His eye twitches and moans and groans began to fill me with excitement and fondness. We fell in love and I took his name.
This didn't fix my problem of being infertile, though, and my festering beloved knew how seriously I took my duties as heir to this accursed house. My situation pained him sorely and he asked me, curse aside, if I really wanted children. The question was moot because I couldn't. Though, even when my wares were in working order, the idea of children rearing was just a duty and never something I looked forward to. He smiled at me and kissed my forehead. He cooed to me that the curse was lifted. I furrowed my brow in confusion, but all he offered was a loving smile. I trusted him.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Phoenix Seraph

My kingdom, my kingdom. It's so amazing and I love it.  I have many, many families and they're all prosperous. Lepus is promised to Perses after he sires the last generation. I'm so close to done and he's the last male in the neighborhood that hasn't contributed to the succession of either family. This is important to me and I'm not about to let a lack of bolts get in the way. Phoenix got her job in music, which is the last career I need. It's time for Draco to become a teenager. He rolls a 6. Oh, pleasure, pleasure. Fun times. He and Bootes will have a choice of Eos, Leto, Selene, Hera, Athena, Persephone and Medusa. What I love about the 6th and 7th Cygnus generation girls is that not one of them look a like. Unlike Draco and Bootes. The only obvious difference there is that Bootes has green eyes and Draco's are brown.
Shit, Phoenix is fired from her job, but there is a bright side. Her sudden and monumental drop in social allows her to cry on Perses shoulder via the telephone. Her short term relationship was capped. Draco becomes better acquainted with his distant cousin, Pictor, ans the weekend came around and Theia achieved her LTW to become the Law. Phoenix' mission for the weekens is to study Mechanical, Charisma and Creativity and keep an eye out for the music career in the newspaper. Ha! She got it back on Saturday! Splendid, splendid.
Technically Draco and Bootes don't have to study anything, as Phoenix will be the next heir, but they're just so darn good at it. Phoenix, on the other hand, I mean, I don't know. Draco and Bootes skill so much faster. Maybe she's stupid. It makes no difference! She's still going to be the heir. Draco takes a day out to introduce himself to his neighbors and family. He meets Selene, Lacerta, Auriga, Aunt Phoebe, Hestia, Metatron, Berjes, Chamaeleon, briefly, Perses, Mensa and his grandpa, Helios. Whew! Busy day! He took a nap and still had time to beat Phoenix and Bootes in skill wars. Phoenix maxed Mech, Cha and Crea, though, which was my weekend goal. And Bootes needs 2 create to be maxed in all his skills.
Theia becomes an elder, and wow, does she look fierce. Oh. Phoenix does have pointy ears. Eh heh. Ummm.... I knew that. No, I didn't. Bootes becomes a teenager and a wealth sim. Oh, shit, that means he'll aspiration fail when he doesn't go to college. Oh well. He did skill cap. He's also totally hot. Some kids got in a fight on the lot on his birthday. Damn, he looks so familiar and I can't place him. Oh my gosh, what the hell?! Everyone keeps keeps breaking the damn toilets! Kevin! Bootes reminds me of my ex-boyfriend, Kevin. I placed him.
Draco went on a date with some teen fodder. I like her last name. Jitmakusol. Bootes also became acquainted with Pictor and Carina. He wants to be in business; Draco, in slacker. I see no reason why they can't, and Bootes gets his career in business. Teens be visiting my house like ureeday, trying to get in my kids' business. They are all ignored for the most part. Hayden and this other bitch got in a fight, though, that was pretty funny.  The weekend came around again and I figured it'd be nice to introduce Draco and Bootes to the Cygnus booty and shiet.  The ladies were treated to Sparkly Bass with Squash; Eos couldn't stay away from the hot spring and the rest of the ladies played with Draco and Bootes in the backyard with water balloons. So the girls not only got to know the boys pretty well, but each other, too. Win win.
Phoenix' birthday is fast approaching and her aspiration is less than optimal. We'll send her on a date with some local aspiration fodder. It took her becoming his friend to satisfy her aspiration bar. Can we say easy? She'll grow up quite happy, but not skill capped. By tonight she'll be pumped full of Perses genetic material.. What the hell is wrong with me? Anyway, she grew up healthy and happy and makes the booty call. She shares two bolts with him. Whoa! Perses was the one to make the first romantic move! Well, he is the last of the Cygnus men to take a woman. Also, conception on the first try. Se also got her secondary inspiration in romance. Gee whiz. But I totally called it, didn't I? Heh. Okay, she needs two more body and she'll be capped. She's already starting a family and has her job. All I need to worry about is what kind of monster to make her. Holy shit, she doesn't handle morning sickness at all well. Hmm, I think I've settled on turning her into a witch. She needs to meet Mensa. Draco's almost an adult and has yet to find his slacker job. He's also the only one in the household who knows Mensa. I know Eos is a witch, too, and Hades, but Mensa'd the one I know has the spell ingredients to turn Phoenix into a witch. I should have planned ahead for this. Phoenix maxed her skills. Draco's been buttering up Mensa to invite her over and introduce to Phoenix. The two are both family sims, I think, so they should get on well.
Draco went downtown to celebrate his last days of teenagerhood. Karaoke bar, for the win. Lepus, Chamaeleon, Borealis and Asteria joined him and Count Lam made an appearance to prey on one of the townies. Borealis kept bothering Lam, just asking to be bitten, but Lam was busy making an enemy of another townie and getting in fights. Mensa and Phoenix are now friends. It's time for Draco to grow up. His first act as an adult is invite over the Cygnus women and scope them out. is bride to be is Athena, for sharing the most bolts nd having the highest relationship. They went on a date in the dining room and Athena fell in love. Nyaw. Persephone started getting all up in Selene's business over something dramatic, I'm not sure what. So I sent Selene home. No, she wasn't the one causing shit, but Bootes doesn't know Persephone very well.
Phoenix came home from work in her pajamas, with a promotion and gave birth in the street. The child is male and christened Canes Venatici, the Hunting Dogs. Draco proposed to Athena and they were married in the streets, too. Holy shit, she brought in $146,117! Damn, lady, you loaded! They left some family funds with the lot, leaving Bootes a nice inheritance. $64,000 is nothing to scoff at. Tangent time! Draco and Athena got a place together and started a family. They had a boy, Hermes and got their dream jobs. However, disaster quickly ensued when Kendra, the nanny, was beseached by ghosts and died in the kitchen. Yes, I was still picking up the elderly and slowly starving them. One, however, refused to die. Her name is Denise Jacquet. She's still in the houses attic. Back to the main lot!
Phoenix invites Perses over for another romp in the sack. Another fast conception. Afterwards, Perses spent some time with Canes Venatici. I think Bootes has chosen Hera as his bride. They're best friends and she's also Athena's only single sister left from the 7th generation. Theia wants to feed a poor decrepit non-dying soul to Phyllis and I oblige her. She stands guard at the Gate of Seraph and serepticiously assesses the passer-byes. Faye Fire stops by to introduce herself, but she's a playable and isn't allowed to grab at the cake.
Denice Jacquet somehow escaped Draco's attic, and we can't be having that. Theia introduces herself, in the hopes that her new acquaintance will partake of the false cake. Pheonix comes home a Rock God. Denise isn't dumb, she's not once looked at Phyllis or her tempting tongue. Canes Venatici becomes a toddler; Virgo 10/2/9/8/1. He is freaking adorable! Bootes is an amazing teacher to his nephew. Canes learned to walk, talk and sing his nursery rhyme in one day, without the aid of smart milk! Phoenix again goes into labor with a girl. Her name is Crux, the Cross. Again, Phoenix invites Perses and again, conception is instantaneous. No, Phyllis! Don't eat him Phew. Close call. That cake is for elders only, understand Perses?!
Alright, Phoenix and Mensa are best friends now. Time for Phoenix to adhere to her family's doom. Done and done. Bootes becomes an adult. He asks the Cygnus ladies over, does a quick scope and to my horror, he doesn't share any bolts with any of them! Too many dates with boys in his youth. Oh well, he holds Hera's hand and the two grow to love each other. He proposes and Hera's delighted. They're married that night so Volans can attend and it looks like Leto's preforming the ceremony. Heh. Hera also moves in with $146,117. My goodness! These ladies! The newly weds make of with somewhere around $252,000. Bootes knocked her up. Had to tweak Hera a bit. Now the happy couple shares three bolts and a son, Hephaestus.
Main lot action, HOOOOOO! Phoenix learns the way og a good witch. Crux toddlerfied and she has the same stats, features and z-sign as Canes Venatici. Jeez! She was fed the smart milk and learned everything to learn before the night was out. Phoenix gives birth to a boy, Corvus, the Crow. And so, Phoenix' mission is complete. She begins drafting her novel. Lolwut? She has a fear of casting a good spell. What the balls. Corvus has the same everything as Canes Venatici and Crux.
Phoenix Seraph
I've failed. I've failed. Why did I think I could lift this curse? Caelum couldn't  Mensa couldn't. I tore through the Books of Light in search of a way to lift our penance. I've learned everything good and true in this world and still nothing. Nothing!
My babies, my poor beloved children. How do we let this world contain so much EVIL? Just so we can pass it unto them? How can Hades subject his family this? As much as us? Our families are so entwined, there is hardly anyway to distinguish a Cygnus from a Seraph! The children of Caelum are now more closely related to Hades! We have no place to hate them, because we are OF them.
Yes, I know,  I was born into a glorious family, wanting for nothing, as privileged as they come. A child of much envy, and now? Even more so. Does that mean a damn thing to me? No. It means nothing. My children mean everything. And for their sake I will not, I CAN not stop looking for a way to end this!
My children will be shamed, like I was shamed. Does that make us tough? Sure. Is that an excuse for us to continue suffering? To live through this torment? Day in, day out! It's been nine generations. Nine. This needs to end!
Yes, I made something of myself, despite this damn curse, as many as my forbears have. In fact, as ALL of my forbears have. We have EARNED out salvation! So what if I'm a music legend? If that means I came make my plight, and my family's woes brought to light as the injustice it is? That's what I have to do. That's... what I'm doing.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Volans Seraph

So Tucana took a job in Journalism. She's got enough friends, I think. Helios, having fulfilled his duty, took Auriga as his wife and began a family with her. I completely forgot the both of them are werewolves. Does that mean the child will be one as well? Oh my gosh! Will there be puppies!? Nope, it's a human baby, no werewolf fur or nothen. The child's name is Phobos.
Oh no. Tucana hit aspiration bottom from all the ghosts. Four times in a row. I should stop killing old people now; they do NOT play nice after death. I mean I only killed seven of them on this lot, ten on Apus' and nine on Helios'. [Never mind the two pending.] Ugh, now the hard part, the boys are all toddlers for twenty hour hours, and Lacerta and Chamaeleon for three days after that. I decided to take it slow this generation as far as skilling building. I want to see if I can hold out until college with five skills man on each boy. I think Volans already plowed through that on logic. Yes, seven in logic. Well, it's not like the Flower Girls don't have the energy to waste. Lacerta and Chamaeleon  learn how to walk and talk and learned their nursery rhyme in that time. Neither of them are hungry, so they didn't get smart milk. Volans has reached five skills from all the nursery toys. I'm so glad to have regular sims for a while. I have so much sparkly fish in the fridge and plant sims don't even eat. I'm also thankful the ghosts favor the first floor, Volans had a restful first night as a child.
After a stormy night, lightning was repeatedly hitting the Japanese Autumn Maple Tree and Breadfruit Tree. Now the Breadfruit Tree has glitched into a constant state of being on fire, but not burning. I have my own version of the burning bush on my sims lot. It's a sign! Caelum and Seneca's ghosts played fetch together. That makes me happy. The people ghosts don't interact with each other, but they can with the pets' ghosts. Speaking of pets. Anaxagoras has a very easy-going life. He's affectionate toward the kids, and his relationship with the girls can't improve. 100/100.

Omegle, Volans brought home his half-brother, Phobos, after school. Damn! Lacerta has the Cygnus nose! Oh, oh, oh, all my dreams, gone, gone. No, no. Sadness. Chamaeleon has the nose, as well. Volans doesn't. The boys got into private school, and once again, Phobos was brought over after. Berenices and Tucana started aging again. Aww, Anaxagoras died. He had a great life.
The boys are pretty cool. I sent them to a specific bed once and that bed is now their bed... Omegle with the crashing and the freezing and the glitches! I am GOING to finish this legacy, Maxis! You hear me! I don't care what you say!
Volans loves cooking his own meals with the little baker oven. I don't think that I have a choice in making him the heir, who knows, perhaps I'll roll a dice between the three and chance it... I'm really worried about my neighborhood. I think its getting too big. My computers starting to have trouble saving. I save daily now. Volans becomes a teenager, rolls a four. That will be good for pumping out babies.
Tucana invited over Michael, Ariel, Raphael and Gabriel, finally getting a chance to meet the mysterious, and mind boggling vampire-servo, and she totally heart farted over him. Michael and Raphael pillow fought, and Ariel got better acquainted with Pandora, who pops over uninvited on a regular basis.
Hahaha, Lacerta and Chamaeleon are adorable. Lacerta was tormenting his twin, then left to go study cooking and Chamaeleon actually enjoyed the tormenting. Part of me is a little weirded out by that, but mostly, I'm enchanted by it. Chamaeleon's a masochist.
Wow, I'm officially on my third notebook. Alright, so I totally failed about the whole waiting to skill and all that with Volans. He's already capped out all his skills. It just happened, okay!? Chamaeleons and Lacerta will take sometime, though, since neither benefited from smart milk. Isn't that sad? The game over-powered itself. Is it just me or are the cockroaches more colorful? Brown yeah, but I saw green, yellow and red, too. I'll take a picture next time. Alright, the twins birthdays are tonight, and I've cunningly brought their aspirations heavenward.
Coma Berenices threw the boys a real for real birthday party, inviting a slough of positive male role models; Austrina, Borealis, Apus, and Pyxis. Reticulum and Monoceros were unavailable to attend. They kinda just lost touch with the main household. And the boys entered an awkward stage in their lives: Teendom.
Lacerta rolled wealth. I like this guy. Chamaeleon also rolled wealth! ...Then the application crashed. Let's try this again. Okay, so Pavo aged as soon as she came home from work and the party was going great until disaster struck, and I don't even know what the disaster was! Whatever, the kids and Pavo grew up happy. This cake has lasted a million slices. It doesn't end!
So, I think my evil plan innocent attempt to introduce some new blood into the neighborhood back fired. The old people are being replaced by old people. Tucana reached the top of her career track. She is no longer needed. She gets the boot. Is that messed up? I don't care. I wish she'd take Coma Berenices with her, but that would be way sad. I didn't even set her up with extra funds. Meh, I'm just chucking her with Terpsichore anyway. So I sent Volans out to maybe find him romantic fodder until college. The first people that came on the community lot that aren't my playables [and thus adults or children] are old fricken men! I have no choice but to befriend one. Mayhew Zaidi is one of my favorites, though. I'd like to think I wouldn't eat him. We'll never know. Phyllis is full of her latest victim and I don't want people to get younger. Eventually, the first
spouse-available Cygnus lady joins the lot, Selene, and Volans pounces. Pounces like a Flying Fish! Get it?! He makes a positive first impression. Lacerta and Chamaeleon are starting to get antsy about making money. Volans does find some romance fodder in Lainey Barthelet. The Wealth twins did find jobs. Another crash... okay, time to do some deleting. Not on the Seraph lot of course, but houses and people that I haven't touched at all. I really, really need to get rid of this stuff. I'm hoping that will free up some memory. But I doubt it. I deleted Ravencrest Academy and made another way smaller college. [Also named Ravencrest] I also took out Belladonna Cove and that Freetime one that I never remember and deleted the houses in the lot bin. Now, don't get me wrong, Ebonwood still has lots of lots and a lot of them are occupied. I also put the 30 dozen bouquets of roses into Lacerta's inventory to dump on the college lot when they attend.
Omegle, you guys. It seems to have worked. My game has noticeably improved. I don't know what did it, but I'm so damn relieved.
Oh, right, I need to keep writing. I'm just sitting here completely amazed! Uh, let's see. Lacerta is struggling to keep up with Chamaeleon in skills, but in his defense, he did get a job first. All the boys are charming, and they're all employed. I think I will end up rolling for the heir. So, there's a 66% chance the 8th heir will have (bum bum bum!) the nose! Okay, 1 + 2 for Volans, 3 + 4 for Chamaeleons and 5 + 6 for Lacerta. 1. Volans. I lost Lainey's relationship after one of many crashes, so Volans is off to meet another young lady to dote on. He met two, Brooke Thomason and Nicole Thompson. I am totally going to confuse the two. If I bothered to remember them ever again.
The ghosts are definitely out tonight. Volans doesn't seem to suffer need to decay at all. We're taking him out again, this time to meet possible spouses. The availability has been slashed in half, but I'm confident. He ran into his father in his werewolf form. He's a fam sim, so he was like, shocked and shit. Definitely going to need some therapy. He went to the bathhouse and met Oceanus. Good! We'll need him very soon.
Sadly, all the women who joined the bathhouse were all married. The old ladies in the house do absolutely nothing. I guess they should keep their eyes peeled for unmarried ladies. Augh! Okay, I'm sending the boys to college. Apply for scholarships.~ Done. Send them to a dormitory. Done. Remodel dormitory. Done. Majors declared. Done. Oops, Chamaeleon doesn't have any friends. He'll need them to sucker into doing his term essays. I think I'm just going to do things this way now. Eff teenagerhood! Volans goes on a date with Selene and shares his first kiss. Nyaww!
Yes, this is how I get influence! By dating! It's been too long since I used this tactic. Chamaeleon! You've just entered the dating scene. The boys head to the barbershop to meet some Cygnus ladies. Yeah, at a barbershop. I should have thought that one through, Austrina, Reticulum and Pallas were there. Okay, next the cafe. -sigh- More married woman. When they get home, Volans invites Selene and her household over, Medusa and Hera. Hera registers as family. Chamaeleon gets to know Medusa better, but she shares three bolts for Volans. They sharing the same aspiration.
The gang finishes their first semester and head to the bathhouse to celebrate. Lacerta tried to get to know Eos a little better. Sadly, Selene lays a little romance on Austrina on the lot in front of Volans, thus crushing the poor mans dreams. The kid can't function around her and cries on Chamaeleon's shoulder, who watched the hold thing unfold. Then, Volans, instead of taking it out on Selene, got all up in Austrina's face. Poor Austrina, he's married, and has no idea what's going on. Neither does Lacerta, who's been in the hot tub with Eos all afternoon.
After a bit, Volans calms down and joins Selene in the pool to talk about things. That didn't last long though, as Lacerta was on the brink of starving. But the lines of communication have been opened! I should save, this is an interesting development.
To give Volans a shot at a rebound, Lacerta invites Eos, Leto and Rhea over to monopolize his interest. To my delight, he finds Rhea, the Vampire, to die for, so to speak. They share three bolts. Chamaeleon seems to have no luck with Leto, or any Cygnus for that matter. Lacerta's date with Eos was rocky and awkward which made it all the more adorable and solidified my decision to get these two to have babies. Their date wasn't dreamy, but it was still great.
Volans asked Rhea out the next night. That one was dreamy. Rhea kept wanting to bite him, though. Kinky bitch. It will all be for naught when the boy rerolls. Hum. At least the man knows two vampires now.
Hahahahaha! Holy shit, one of the room mates just attacked Chamaeleon for cheating on her. Hailey is a fiery little number. She's always trying to slap him and poke him. Don't mess with this one, people! Cafeteria man, didn't bother catching a man, started a kitchen fire. No one died this time, Chamaeleon nipped it before it spread very far. The room mates he cheated on follow him around and kick his ass. I find it all delightfully amusing. Poor Chamaeleon.
....Volans rolled a fear of Rhea becoming a werewolf. HA! Never mind that she's a vampire. I really want to be an ass and try it. One of Chamaeleons scorned lovers cornered him in the bathroom and told him a thing or two. I let the lover do it, 'cause... I'm kinda abusive like that. It's been going on for hours now.
Alright, time for rerolls. Volans rolls wealth. Chamaeleon does, as well, but he's already one, so Grilled Cheese it is. Lacerta rolls Romance. It switches things up. So Volans LTW is to become the Law. Originally, Lacerta was going to so that, but he can take over the Paranormal Career Track. Majors switched.
Lacerta invited over Eos and all her room mates so the boys can re-evaluate their romantic interests. Volans and Theia now share three bolts, of course Lacerta and Leto now share three? bolts and Chamaeleon is left in the lurch. Surprise, surprise. If ever I had a loser in the family, it's Chamaeleon. His secondary aspiration is now Romance. Though, I bet that makes his chances of sharing his life with someone more likely. Lacerta's second aspiration is knowledge, and Volans is also Romance. Wow, that's a lot of Romance. Okay, so Lacerta shares three bolts with a LOT of ladies. Shit went WAY downhill. Lacerta and Volans pissed off
Eos and Rhea. And it's official, Chalaemeon is a total loser. He's going to blow a fuse when Volans brings Theia home as his bride. They have such a good relationship. That's okay. Chamaeleon will marry Rhea in revenge. Not very romantic for poor Rhea, but she's a vampire. She'll understand. Not to mention she'd totally side with Chamaeleon, and would love to piss off Volans. They share only two bolts but Chamaeleon won't be the heir, so I ain't worried. So all the boys have the woman of their dreams: Tethys, Theia and Rhea. Incredible how it worked out like that.
The kids graduated college and went home. Chamaeleon was the first to land a job in dancing. Maybe it's the type of job that requires a degree. Volans and Lacerta, on the other hand, have shit luck finding jobs. I swear this game's out to get me. Crash here, denied jobs there. Law and Paranormal would  show up when  Tucana was trying to find the dancing job. but now that I want them, NOOOOO!~ They're like: You had your chance, asshole. This is the feeling I get from Maxis.
So yeah, Volans and Lacerta just dick around, day in and day out, helping their mother and grandmother harvest the ambrosial trees, play the piano and...  Okay, Lacerta studies, but like, shit that don't even matter, Lifelong Happiness, Fire Safety, Anger Management. The whole gang just hangs out in the hot spring  Shit got a LITTLE exciting when Lacerta popped the question to Tethys. Big whoop. Admittedly, he's my favorite of the boys, because he looks most like his daddy, who is a total dream boat.
Volans, coward that he is,  waits for  Chamaeleon to  go to work before asking Theia on a date, as well. It was dreamy, and, of course, Theia said yes when he popped the question, as well. So they're engaged. I might have to reactivate Phyllis. If these jobs don't show up.  Wooo! Law FINALLY showed! Volans isn't too old to drink of Phyllis. He got a promotion on his first day in the office. Feeling bold and able to provide for a family, Volans marries Theia, in his swimming trunks. The happy couple consummates their marriage, but no pitter-patter of tiny feet yet. There are now six people in the household and until it goes down, Theia isn't pumping out kids. Cymmi's back, though! Hahahahaha, the first dog on the lot, and Lacerta gets his Paranormal job! Hurray! It's late, I'm tired, my work here is at least halfway complete.
Shit's been weird with Chamaeleon still being in love with Theia. I have to fix this. He reached the top of Dancing, and it's time to send him out into the world with his fair vampiress. He and Rhea are married and soon depart, taking with them more than half of the family funds, which is a lot of money.
Rhea is the worst vampire ever. She keeps trying to walk around during the day. They spent the whole night trying to conceive with no luck. Second night, success on the first try. Hmmm, yes, my vampire chick is preggos. Try not to worry on the how. Days later, Peitho is born, Their lives are pretty droll. Back to the main lot.
Pavo spent around $40,000 on clothes. With Chamaeleon gone, I feel a little more comfortable about kids in the house. Instead of all adults and all their free time hanging about doing nothing. Whooo! Pregnant on the first try. Volans is a little more romantic than I suspected. He spent his whole day off attached to Theia's hip. It was quite endearing... then it got creepy. I'd send him on an errand and he'd whiplash back to her side. He was perfectly content to relax in bed while she slept. I mean, after 3 hours that shit was starting to feel messed up. Did he fall asleep? No.~ Did he read a book, or day dream or anything? No.~ He just laid there. Watching her.... Sleep. I am responsible for his breeding. So yes! I'm not sitting well with this!
Caelum and Columba's ghosts made a night of testing the doors and checking the bathtubs and ensuring the toddler chimes were in perfect order. Lacerta enjoyed family hikes, and at first Theia had better things to do, but eventually warmed up to the idea. She thought better of insulting her mother-in-law and grandmother-in-law, by refusing family activities, poison ivy patches or no poison ivy patches.
What I find a little sad about Lacerta is that he's half way through his adulthood, a romance sim and still a virgin. He did get a bronze badge in Greenthumb-...ery from harvesting alone.I mean... that's something, right?
Anyway, time for Theia to make a baby. A girl, Phoenix. Black hair, brown eyes, just like Helios, Volans, Lacerta AND Chamaeleon. Bleh. Ha! So Lacerta comes home right after Phoenix is born and walks up to Theia to congratulate her.... on studying Fire Safety. Nice. Volans becomes the Law and Theia is pregnant again, still trying to find a job alongside her husband, since she also shares his LTW. Lacerta is a very attentive uncle. Coma Berenices passes away and Phoenis becomes a toddler. She's an Aries, 7/9/7/6/3. Theia goes into labor again, Please be a boy, please be a boy. YES! Boys and girls, Draco joins the family. That is a legit constellation, I promise!
Theia also gets her job in Law.  Delightful. Pavo also passes away. My nights may have returned! And Phoenix becomes a child, as Draco becomes a toddler. He shares his sisters sign, personality and most of her features, EXCEPT! He's got pointy ears! Oh bless you, Theia. You ARE contributing to the gene pool.
As Theia starts work and Lacerta's job becomes more hands on, Volans, having reached the top of his career, quits his job to raise his children. He invites over the headmaster to get Phoenix into private school, which is a little premature, as he'll be doing it again for Draco and the unborn later on. It was touch and go there for a bit, but Phoenix was admitted into private school. Theia gives birth to a green-eyed baby boy! His name is Bootes. Yes, also a constellation. Heee.~ No idea where the green eyes come from.
Blargh! Stupid adults. When they sense a baby is in distress they try to feed it, even though they learn 'parenting' and/or it's more likely that the child is crapping itself. It's a vicious cycle!
Lacerta's getting up there in age. I mean, so is Volans, but he
has a wife and children already. Lacerta's still a virgin, poor man. So he partakes of Phyllis' last victim. I won't bother to remember a name, even if the tomb stone is right there on the lot. It buys him five more days to cap his career and marry Theia's sister, Tethys and start a family of his own.
Phoenix comes home from school wanting to learn couples counseling. What?! Girl is like, ten years old. What is this?! Whoops, Phyllis strikes again. Old man number four joins the graveyard. My bad. Just in time, Lacerta finally becomes a cult leader, thus reaching the top of Paranormal. He will again, partake of Phyllis' last victim, take Tethys as his cult wife and all of the family funds and move out, starting his very own cult from scratch. Just kidding, his LTW is to become Captain Hero. That's so precious. We'll see what we can do. He and Tethys had no problem conceiving. Her pregnancy was spent lounging around to World Music in the rain. If only all pregnancies were as peaceful. She gave birth to a pointy-eared, gray eyed boy, Hypnos.
Bootes toddlierflies, He's a Scorpio, unlike Phoenix and Draco, 7/5/7/6/3. The kids spent the weekend skilling, Phoenix is far behind Draco. I know Volans reached top of career, has all skills, had three kids.
That's not enough, though. He still needs to become a monster. Because this is a MONSTRACY! I want Bootes to be a child before Volans invites his great (great, great, great, great, great) grand daddy/uncle/great great great great uncle, yadda yadda over. That night is tonight. Bootes ages into a kiddie, Phoenix, a teenager. Her aspirations become family-oriented and when her father invites over Oceanus, Crius and Perses she makes herself acquainted. Theia persuades her brother to prey on her husband. This should provide good story material. Volans joins the legion of the undead. Phoenix makes a good first impression on Perses. Headmaster Ryan was invited to the house to assess Draco and Bootes and was charmed by Theia. I mean who isn't? (Besides Columba who left her for... I don't even remember.) The boys had no issue getting in, thanks to her charisma, nothing to do with the charisma points one studies for, because apparently that means shit when socializing with real sims. The boys were none the wiser, though, spending their whole afternoon and evening playing with their cousin, Hypnos. A darling boy; the boys adore him. Novel time.

Volans Seraph
My career in Law. I remember that being the only thing I ever wanted in College. I was rather a playboy, but were my brothers. I never knew how hard I'd fall for Theia. How hard all of us would fall for her. A magnificently beautiful woman, and an absolute jewel.
When I met her, I was some what involved with her niece, Rhea. A vampire. The two of us, me and Rhea, made plans to live out eternity together in perpetual love and adoration; after I'd made my claim in the judicial system. Aren't I silly. Rhea and Chamaeleon's wrath would be slow in coming. See, at the time, he was involved with Theia. I would become and forever be truly ashamed for what I did to them both.
Theia was blissfully unaware of the wrath I unintentionally incurred. She had been involved with members of my family before. Married into it even, so her relationship with Chamaeleon was, to her, facetious; a passing whim. For him, though, it was much more serious. He'd fallen in love; he was, in fact, the first of us to fall in love with her. Since I had initially made my bed with Rhea, I wanted to hold true to those affections. As it happened, however, Rhea discovered my feelings for Theia. As would Chamaeleon, when I took Theia as my wife.
In their shared hate for me, they found each other. Through that hate, they came to love each other. They married, made a life, had a child, and I... I had thought they'd moved passed their hate for me. That was serious miscalculation on my part. I let myself slip into a false sense of lull... peace. Theia had won the hearts of my mother and grandmother; our union, by my standards, had been vindicated. Their approval validated to me that my choice in my bride was a righteous one, regardless of the cost to my former lover and my brother. I would later learn that they were mortal. Rhea's wrath was as immortal as she was. As she would never die, neither would her justified malice toward me.
Yes, my life then was simple. I was in Eden. I had made Theia my wife, I'd made my claim in Law, I had sired my next generation. I was a part of a well established family. I was living the dream.
Through the grapevines of family, though, Theia had been made aware of my treachery, my shame, the shame of my brothers, how we had mistreated the women of her house. My past caught up with me. This new information stirred in her the grudge against Columba that still writhed within her.
Then it began. My wife's fury. My brothers fury. My lovers fury. Even though they still loved me, I deserved punishment. I deserved their vengeance. I had shown my true colors. My pride and arrogance, like the pride and arrogance of my forefather, Caelum, had doomed me and my children. I had proven I was the result of my genetics. Had I learned nothing from my forebears?
Again, a friend from the Cygnus family came to punish me. My childhood friend, Oceanus came in the night to grant me life eternal. To watch the curse come to pass each generation, to witness my family's agony and shame. To become the monster I had made myself into. The monster I was destined to become.
To my children. I will watch you grow old and perish. I will watch you suffer. I will watch you follow in my footsteps. I will not say a word. I do this for one reason: We must learn from the past, otherwise we are doomed to repeat it. As I have. These memoirs must be your only tools for breaking this curse. I place my trust in you. My beloved children.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Pavo Seraph

I wish sims could show more affection to Laganaphyllis Simnovorii plants. At least plant sims, since they talk to other plants. All Lyra gets to so is feed theirs. Yeah, I named her Phyllis, I thought all cows had endearing peoples names. Oh, not cows that are hideously mutated or carnivorous? So picky.
Lyra retired from dishing out orders to 007 wannabes to be with her grandchildren. while Coma Berenices made the scenes at red carpet events. They don't eat, sleep, poop, nothing. They're completely self-sustained in the nursery, content with their toys and chimes and pay no attention to anyone. Not even each other. I feel like their more robots that plant kiddies. They do seem to have a soft spot for the dogs, though.
Now, I don't know is this is just a glitch in my game or not, but whenever it's a haunting night and my living sims get a moment of peace they are... compelled to make up the master bed. They get the action icon and if I click on it to stop them it doesn't go away and they ignore me. I's like they're possessed. They ghosts don't give two licks about other beds not being made. It's always only the master bedroom's bed.
I'm pretty sure the flower children are going to age transition the same day Lyra dies of old age. At least none of them have that fear. That would put even more of a dampener on the situation. It's a salad medley in the nursery! As Lyra's invited by Death to a tropical vacation in heaven, before he drops her back off on the lot to haunt her forebears for eternity.
The flower generation has rolled their permanent aspirations and I am rather pleased with the outcome. Apus and Tucana are financially motivated, while Pavo has more wholesome and domestic aspirations. They're wealth, she's family. Oh, I never did run off their numbers. It doesn't matter, they're all the same as their mother; 7/2/9/6/3. They all have different zodiac sings, strangely enough. They were all 'born' the same night, Apus s a Virgo, Pavo a Pisces and Tucana a Capricorn. They have no relationships with each other. At least they know their siblings exist.
Oh, goodie! Pavo has three bolts for Helios! So he's her great uncle. That's not weird. Heh. But what luck! Tucana doesn't share enough bolts for Helios or Perses. Pavo's date with Helios was stellar. They fell madly in love with each other her first day as an adult and their first day of meeting each other.
She also nabbed the first job from the newspaper in Adventuring as an ambassador's intern... A penguin just came unto my lot and peed! Then just left again! What?! What an asshole!
Since the flower children have nothing to fret about they have an excessive amount of free time. Having a job takes care of some of that, sure, but I mean, these guys don't even sleep. so to kill some time and improve their relationships they just sit around and shoot the breeze. Very, very boring. yet effective. Apus got a job in Entertainment, like his uncle Borealis. His LTW hasn't popped up yet so until then, entertainment it is.
Tucana used the day to explore Ebonwood. Like a moth to a flame, she found herself at the bathhouse and ran into Selene and Robo-Michael. They played kicky bag. I feel nervous that the servos go to that lot. Nervous for their safety. Also, I don't know how to feel about one of them being a vampire  I still don't get how that's supposed to work. They need sun to recharge, yet... Guh. I'm afraid to go to that lot.
Tucana us a rather apt social butterfly. She's not only friends with Selene and Robo-Michael, but Sandalphon, Eos and Persephone. I'm quite impressed. Since Lyra's passing the family friends was down to eight, now it's up to thirteen. Whoa! Apus was struck by lightning in the hot spring! Robo-Raphael strolls past the lot and Tucana pounced on the opportunity to have another robo friend. I believe that's three of six that she's befriended now.
Anaxagoras has the bad habit of sleeping on the beds, but as none of these plantsims sleep, I just don't see the point in chastising him. Everyone in the house wants a freaking kitten. Poor, Tucana. Her aspiration is so low. She wants to cure Helios and Sandalphon of their Lycanthropy [not to mention that darn non-existent kitten.] She can't have these things. It's like she's a fam sim instead of a wealth sim. Maybe a secondary aspiration will scramble set her straight. 5. Pop sim! Oh, perfect! Because she's been meeting all these people! Oh, wee. I just hope she doesn't bottom out before the new wants pick up some of the slack. Phew! It worked.
Seneca has passed away. Her grave is placed by Lyra's. Apus gets  his secondary aspiration roll, as well. Man, these guys are tough to please! 6, Pleasure. Befitting of an entertainer, I think. Hahaha! I was upset with Tucana's job still not being in the newspaper. I sent her to the Barbershop but didn't care what she did there. She started rapping in front of the building and everyone started swooning over her. It was totally adorable! She is fast becoming my favorite flower child. She and Apus are affctionate toward each other, too. Hmmm, time to get down to business. We've had witches, werewolves, aliens and plant sims. We still need a zombie and a vampire! Pavo's children, at least one anyway, will have to go to college and achieve the paranormal career. Definitely vampire next generation.
Tucana's job still hasn't been in the newspaper, she's vented fer [my] frustration all week by going to community lots and meeting as many of her neighbors as possible. Of the twenty seven people she knows, including family, fifteen are her friends. Tonight she's going to throw a party. She's been antsin' for one for a few day now and it's the perfect opportunity for Apus to scope out the ladies. Make sure Phyllis is fed so we don't have any mishaps. I wonder if she's eat a servo. I invited Muchael and Sandalphon over, too. Ugh. Apus is going to have to do his own woman hunting. I can't believe none of these ladies tickles his fancy! He's in a clown costume for Pete's sake! How is he going to be picky?!
Yes, they ate dinner with their guests. Never minding that they don't need to eat. They have to appear to be a little normal. How else are they going to sack their spouses? Tucana's party was an encouraging success. I think it's time to stop feeding Phyllis and put her in the front yard for her to start eating the townies. I wonder if robot's can become plant sims. Oh great, Tucana fancies Pyxis. No idea how they can be such fast friends talking about the weather!
Phyllis has partaken of the culinary delights that is human flesh. Old man Neil Cameron never saw it coming. Berenices just couldn't watch Phyllis go hungry, but feeding her was getting out of hand. Ostrich legs are expensive! So she sort of, you know, maybe, set up the inevitable encounter. She's not evil! Apus is the one that drank him. Not in the sick way! ... Well, I mean it is pretty sick, but I mean... never mind what I meant. The next day Berenices and Apus watch out for innocent passerby's to feed to phyllis. They decided to let the young slutty ladies alone, but old lady Sarah McHartny chose the short straw and became Laganaphyllis Phyllis' next meaty delight. Ooo, I want beef jerky now.
You may notice a pattern here. Why old people, you ask? Is it because old people are useless societal leeches? Because their existence reminds me of my own mortality? Because they've been around since generation one of legacy one and I'm tired of seeing their hideously faces? Seeing as none of that's true, they aren't the reasons. I'll tell you why.
Before I knew what was good for my neighborhood I aged up all my sims friends when the chance ws given. This led to a drastic influx of the elderly persuasion. Now I really do adore the elderly sims, but over half of my townie populous is/are pensioners.And none of them die from old age like my playables. Now because of this, no new townies spawn and the school are empty apart from the families' children. There're no new townie blood. I'm thinning the herd, so to speak. I won't eat all the old people. I promise.
Welp, time for Pavo to start the 8th generation. Helios is more than happy to supply the genetic material. Oh, I'm such a bastard. Successful conception, hurray.~ I wonder what kind of behavior a pregnant plantsim will exhibit. Scientific observation, HOOOO! Well, she still gets morning sickness. Other than that her stats decay as normal.
Poor Anaxagoras! How long have you been without food?! Serves you right for eating when you weren't hungry, glutton! My poor, poor handsome puppy lovekins! Don't judge me.
Tucana isn't as good at feeding poeple to Phyllis as her mother and brother. Either that or Christa Shu is savvy to the families new dark past time. Either way, Phyllis is without a mean today, it seems. She's got to eat some time and that slice of cake is so deceptively delicious looking. Yes! She took the bait! Mwahahahahhahahaha! This if for the good of the neighborhood. Remember!
This generation is totally making use of the Ancient Hot Spring. (I think it was purchased in the first or second generation.)  Surprise, surprise. Apus shares 3 bolts for Pandora. Everyone always loves Pandora. That's okay, his spouse is set. No one else can have her! At least he's in a coat of arms this time. Much more alluring than a clown get up. He is such a bashful date, it's adorable. Really befitting him wearing knight's armor. He was such a gentleman.
Well, it was bound to happen. Phyllis' fourth victim was a young, nubile, make-up slathered lady. We will not miss you, Kaylynn Spitzig. I love Phyllis. She's so happy when someone milks her and delighted that whoever does jumps for joy after they've sampled her unique life.. I just can't say this in a non-perverted manner. Her unique brand of V8 Dairy supplement. I dislike the idea of a pregnant plant sim being outside in the winter. It just sounds so prenatally neglectful. Pavo's staying inside for the duration of her pregnancy. Having sims that don't sleep is so agonizing. -whine.- Why did I save the longest monsters for last?! I wonder what a zombie popsickle looks like. Well, in the middle of another of Tucana's parties, Pavo goes into labor. It was a monster party, Crius, Oceanus, Hyperion; Come Berenices tried to get Metatrom, but he was working. It's a girl, by the way. She is name Vela, the Sail. The hydroponic lamps don't hurt Oceanus. Maybe a plant vampire is possible.
Pavo wasted no time getting herself knocked up again, Neither did Berenices and Apus when it came to feeding Phyllis. Mr. Jihoon Young's contribution does not go unappreciated. But who to partake of him. Hmmm. It's something like ten days into Tucana's adulthood and she's still unemployed. I think Phyllis' newest victim should go to her. I refuse to get her a job in anything else but dancing! It's her fondest wish!
It appears Phyllis' moo juice is retro active. Come Berenices hasn't been aging at all. Pavo reached Dread Space Pirate. Two more babies and a novel and I'm done. This has been a real short generation. Apus returns also. Topped out in entertainment. Time to take his beloved Pandora and find some digs of their own. I have no qualms booting his ass out. He's got no friends anyway... That makes him sound so pathetic. They're soon married, and spend their night of marital bliss in Grandma Lyra's bed. Oh ho ho, they're so disrespectful!
Son of a bitch, my game crashed. Lawl, shit. Pavo's still pregnant with the unborn Vela. At least the last time I saved was right at her birth. Hmm, except this time the child's a boy. Vela sounds like a girls name, so this one's name will be Volans, the Flying Fish. Phyllis' human meals are back to four. Oh dear, Tucana kissed Oceanus on his way out. He's already got 7 kids, lady!
Berenices and Apus resume their post on the bench outside to be on the look out for Phyllis' next meal. [It's so much easier writing out her name than typing it. Why did I have to fixate on her so much!?] And Tucana once again, checks to see if Dancing is in the newspaper. It isn't. It's the same routine everyday, and I'm dying. DYING! The cow plant ate Vyn Scott. I really like that name. And I can look at it now, whenever I please. I don't know that plant sims know that babies need food. None of them have fed Volans. It's been two days. She seems healthy enough. It's just.. unnatural.
Tucana inviteed Edith Apollo and their dog, Spinoza over. I'd forgotten what Spinoza looked like. He is so handsome. I think I'll have him copulate with Anaximenes. Oh yes. I have puppy fever.
Pavo and Apus top their careers again, Apus marries Pandora again, but this time I'm moving them out right away and setting them up in the old Capulet Mansion. Apus bought a Plantophic-C potion from the gypsy, but before using it, re called on the powers of auto-pollination and grew a plant baby. Oh my gosh! A boy! I'm so lucky!~ The flower childs name is Anteros. One of the War Gods many sons. He has pointy ears! Nyaw! I'm so happy!
EEEEE! Apus' human form is so TOTALLY sexy! Dark skin, black hair, gray eyes. -swoon- I'm saving! Apus wasn't tired so he spent the night listening to sims, the original music and played sims 3 on the computer. All three sims games! This should be an achievement. Pandora fawned all over Anteros the next morning. Apus has taught Pandora the ways of serial killing and Pandora's tortuous tendencies blossom tenfold. She has, in her clutches, Makato St. Julien and Michelle Bertino and keeps them secreted away in a fenced off area to watch them slowly starve to death. Actually, the fenced off area is in the front yard and everyone is able to witness their suffering. I know, completely deranged. Unless I want to build a pool and keep taking out the pool ladder this is the only natural way to kill them off without getting a Laganaphyllis Simnovorii plant for this house as well. [Without cheating.] They cry a lot. I michg not have the heart to do this. No. I'm not getting a pool. Out of sight out of mind. How else do people die? Fire, out of the question, I'm not risinking Pandora's life. She's pregnant! Lightning, unpredictable. Flies, well, they're stinky enough. Satellite, non playable.
Pandora goes into labor with another baby boy! Eeee! Black hair, light BLUE eyes. Oh, I'm delighted! Elated! Ecstatic! Saving,~ Oh! His nam eis Deimos. Another of Ares' sons. I think the elderly have learned not to walk passed my houses. I know there's more of them out there. Along with the dead elderly people I've been snatching off the street, the lot came with a grave of it's own. The dead lady's name is Rainelle Neengia. (Ninja?) She's a complete mystery. What I do know about her is that she died quite young and dressed like a prostitute... So there might be a dead prostitute's ghost haunting the old Capulet Mansion. Now you know. Also, this house comes with a large graveyard-type area and was virtually empty save for Rainelle's. It's my civic duty to fill it up.
-sigh- Pandora's job won't show up but guess what!? Dance has shown up twice! Anteros got a slacker job. Deimos plays with the blocks and Christian Love passed out in his death pen. Ho hum. I can't believe he hasn't died form exposure. I guess he lives up to his namesake. Everyone heart-farts at him when they walk by. I have three spots left in my grave yard and 2 pending gravestone, I mean victims, I mean elderly gentlemen whom this family takes good care of in their last days in this world. What's interesting is that the prostitute is the only one that ever haunts. Oki doki, third senior obtained.... Okay, I've picked up an extra. The man had the audacity to walk by! He was asking for it. I can always make more room in the graveyard. That lot is huge.
Poor Anteros was a little down in the dumps. He's hankering for true love, but all the people he knows are his immediate family. And that's wrong, people. Wrong. Not allowed. So I took him to the plaza and right away two elderly citizens prance on the lot to spite me. Three! I mean, I was starting to worry I was taking this too far! Apparently, though. I haven't been taking it far enough! Anteros had a dreamy date with Christy Stratton and returns home with platinum aspiration. I bought outfits for everyone, but completely forgot Deimos is... I wanted to say leveling up tonight. No, he's age transitioning tonight, so that was a waste. At least the grown-ups look totally boss. Alright! I'm done with this family! Back to the main lot.
Phyllis is back to her shenanigans. Berenices and Pavo enjoyed each other's company while scouting for her [their] next mean. Volans toddlered, Scorpio, 7/5/7/5/3. I'm tired of waiting for the dancing career. I'm taking the next job that's available for Tucana. This is ridiculous.
Pavo gives birth to twins. Both boys. I have three boys. Oh, oh oh, ohh oh oh. Gosh bless it. Welcome, Lacerta, the Lizard and Chamaeleon, the Dark Chocolate Kokopelli Mexican Candy. Just kidding, the Chameleon, of course. Because apparently, Triangulum Australe is too long! Well! That's 3 down. It's novel writing time.
Pavo Seraph
Hah, the daughter of a famous actress? Yes, that too. But what and who I really am is Risk Taker, Danger Seeker, Treaure Hunter, Insatiable Explorer, Wild Goddess of the Seas, Skies and Space. That's right. Pavo Seraph. Since the day my mother plucked me from atop her head as a minute spore and nurtured me into sentience, I knew, oh, I knew, I was destined for greatness. As I am basically a replica of my mother, I carry on her lust for excitement! Drama! Suspense  Action! And instead of experiencing these on stage, as she did, I took my show to the biggest stage of them all: The World!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Coma Berenices

The twins are well on their way to glory. Corona Austrina has taken to the arts, while Corona Borealis finds himself involved in more scholarly pursuits. In other words, Austrina found the children's chimes, and Borealis likes the blocks. Coma Berenices enters her terrible twos; she's a Scorpio, 7/2/9/6/3, and in no time at all, she can walk, talk and crap all by her lonesome.
The twins begin school, and meet their relatives, distant and otherwise. Tyche and Eros come over after school for a play date. The whole family lazes about the whole weekend. It rained for most of it. Columba and Artemis slept  all day and partied and played the piano all evening. The twins planted themselves in the love seat and learned all about the world. Lyra pursued the arts, and little Coma Berenices learned how to be a charming and charismatic little girl. Cuteness personified, master manipulator. She played with the talking bunny toy.
Time to set up an appointment to entertain the headmaster of Ebonwood Private School again. Yes, yes. I did cook lobster just for you; oh, you'd like to see the house again? Here are three rooms out of the twenty-six, overwhelmed already? Well! Thanks for visiting, get the feck out. Yep, the kids are in private school.
Columba was struck by lightning and died the next day, but not before he and Artemis threw an anniversary party (long time coming) and invited everyone they loved to witness their death. Coeus started shit with Pyxis, so I sent him on his way and caught Pandora instead. All the men were absolutely fascinated with her, Reticulum, Pyxis, Columba (before he died). Then he died, surrounded by his whole family. It was touching.
A few days later, Corona Austrina and Corona Borealis became teenagers. Austrina rolled a 2 and Borealis a 6. Haven't had a Pleasure sim in a while.
Omigosh! My sim sister just stole their gnome! Yes, I made my sister. I couldn't very well just have me, I created my whole house and household. I'm going to call her a thief next time I see her. Holy crap! When did I get cockroaches!? Artemis left the lot on a mission to steal back the gnome. She was successful. She also died the next day. Or that same night, I'm not sure.
The twins capped out on all their skills that night, too. Austrina was abducted by aliens. He was kinda asking for it. When he returned his whole family laughed at the poor boy! Berenices capped out all her skills AS A CHILD! Insanity. Insanity! All the kids are on the honor roll, too and the twins both have jobs. I. Am. So. Bored.
At the beginning of the next week, Berenices grows into a teenager and rolls a 3. Romance  The house seems so empty without Columba and Artemis, so the twins brought home a dog, Seneca. I especially made her friendly in hopes of having puppies someday. Lyra aged into elderlihood. I invited Pallas's and Pyxis' households over, so Seneca could meet their dogs, Cicero and Augustine. Well, the humans had a grand old time, but Seneca just laid around. How disappointing.
The twins are fast approaching their next age transition. Their last days of teenagerhood were spent on the family and Seneca. Berenices followed soon after. This is the part where they trot through life with nothi-.. wait. Berenices and Borealis are Pleasure and Romance sims. That should make things a little more interesting. Also, instead of setting the kids up in a dormitory, they had enough money in scholarships for a college house. The group is well off in money, but they won't have any dorm mates to do their term papers, and I can't buy a compu-.. Oh! Mr. Humble dropped one off for me, how thoughtful. And! Finding patsies to do the papers are in no short supply! That's amazing. I thought, maybe not being in a dorm would be at least slightly more challenging.
I thought I'd send Borealis out to streak, and enjoy his freedom. He didn't even leave the lot and when Austrina returned from class, he stopped, put his clothes back on and the two gestured at each other and punched each other. Brothers. -huff-  Actually,  all the 6th gen kids are really tight. After Austrina got back from his classes the whole group took a trip to Berjes' Barbershop to get acquainted with possible spouses. I guess I should do this after their junior year. So they get an early start. That's fine. Austrina immediately fell for Theia, and Borealis got on well with Pandora. Since Berenices is Helios and Perses niece  her husbandry options are minimal. Borealis or Austrina must become the next heir. I'm thinking Austrina.
The kids are well on their way in the way of  romance. Austrina caught the eye of Serene, and Borealis won the heart of Mnemosyne. Though, neither of them share any bolts with the Cygnus ladies. Coma Berenices is having a rather inappropriate relationship with her Drama Professor, as well. All three have been dating anyone they can get their hands on, and naturally, there's some overlap. The first lucky duck to date two of the 6th generation kids is the creepy ass drama professor.
Time for rerolls. Shit. Spent too much time looking for the dice. Well. Re-Nu-Nu-Sphere to the rescue! Borealis tolls a 2, Knowledge. Berenices rolls: 3, well she's already 3. Grilled cheese it is. And Austrina rolls a 5. Pop sim. Oki doki. Well, there are four university careers available to them. Artist, Natural Science, Paranormal and Show Business. None of their LTWs correspond with these careers, so let's see. Borealis can go into Natural Science, Austrina into Art and Bernices into Show Business. She's already in the Drama Major. Oooh, Austrina has 3 bolts for Mnemosyne... but she's Borealis' first love. Hmmmm. Okay, okay, secondary aspiration rolling time. Berenices is 5, Austrina 5... Grilled Cheese. Borealis: 2... Also Grilled Cheese. What the balls!? I'm pretty sure Lyra's a Grilled Cheese sim, too. Shit. No, the heir has to be Coma Berenices. I'll just have to find a spouse who isn't a Cygnus man. Pretty sure Oceanus doesn't want ten kids. I mean. I could be wrong.
Borealis is big pimpin'. He makes friends way faster than his siblings, the supposed pop sims. He's like.... casa nova or something. Welp, they all graduated Summa Cum Laude and they're all permaplat somehow. Such an easy game.
The grilled cheese brigade is back together again. I have plans for Come Berenices. I forgot about that. Plans! The first to get a job is Austrina as a comic book penciller. This is about the time that I discover the family has 38 friends. Wow!
Why does everyone want my freaking gnomes?! There! Take them! They're ugly, anyway! Freaking weirdos! Is that some kind-o-suburban ritual?  Anyone who does that is freaking crazy!
My game crashes. Aw, damn! Austrina and Borealis both had their jobs and lemon, orange and apple trees were like always infested! Berenices was surely about to become a plantsim! Balls! Cock and balls! Cock, Balls and Chains! It's a sad, sad day.
Hum?! Perhaps I don't need to start all over! Nope, they're still all unemployed. Hm.  Austrina calls up Mnemosyne to get better acquainted. Right under Borealis' nose.  Borealis has a bunch of ladies at his side, anyway. The boy's jobs haven't arisen in the newspaper. -sigh- Disappoint. Interesting  Austrina also has three bolts for Mnemosyne's sister, Themis. Plot twist! Damn. Paranormal's in today's news paper. The kids degrees  are for everything except paranormal. Death phone this generation or further off, hmm. Omygosh! Save! Borealis got his Natural Science job! Heee~
Ha! Success! Coma Berenices became a plant sim! I missed it, as usual, but Hurrah! Haroo! Also, also, Austrina got his job in Artistry! Save, save, save. EEEeeee! Asexual reproduction. That's one way to beat the male decline population. Woot!
Austrina and Borealis brought home the Photography Camera and Laganaphyllis Simnovorii. Still no job for Berenices. And Seneca and Cicero just refuse to play with each other. I didn't know you could command your pets to play with other animals!  Jeez, I've had had Cicero over all the time if I'd known. Oh, cool. I got them to try for puppies! Ahhh! Seneca's pregnant! Happy! Omygosh! Woo! ... Wow, I'm so much more excited about animals getting pregnant. But but but! Puppies!! Save, save, save.~
I'm a little worried. A week has passed and Berenices' job hasn't been in the Ebonwood Times. Lawl! And now that I said something, there it is. Oh, the glory of being in show business. Berenices starts out as a commercial actress. The whole household is employed, minus Seneca, but she's having puppies and that makes me happier than her having a pet job.
Borealis has reached Ecological Guru status and now goes to work in the buff. That, combined with his unsurpassed seductive skills is outright blasphemous to his alleged 2, I says, 2 outgoing points. On the day of his promotion, he [I] felt mighty generous and invited Themis over for Austrina's benefit. Of course, Mnemosyne is invited as well. She is to be Borealis' betrothed. However, not until Seneca has her puppies. which is now! Two boys and a girl. Oh shit. I need to name them! Hahaha! Brilliant! Anaxagoras, Anaximander, and Amaximenes. They all look the same as pumpkins... puppies. The legacy lot is TOTALLY keeping one of these puppies! The 6th generation kids picked their pups. Anaxagoras is Berenices', Anaximander is  is Borealis' and Anaximenes is Australis'. Berenices has to race outside to keep Phyllis Laganaphyllis from eating Edith Cygnus, Epimetheus' wife and Apollo's mother. Even if she is a terrible person. That kid of hers has so many problems.
Demeter's ghost is so cool, it [she?] cleans the house along with scaring the family. She takes out the trash, makes the beds, clears the tables and cleans the bathrooms! It's like having a maid! A dead maid. Oh yea.
Mother Lyra invited over Perses for Coma Berenices. Not as her suitor, but as a suitor for her unborn children. Plant babies are invariably all girls.  He kinda looks like a southern pimp slash colonel... kentucky chicken franchise man. Colonel something or other, I forget his name. The two don't hit it off very well. Perhaps Berenices will like Helios more. And since all the kids have the day off, they make an outing of it. Finding Helios, I mean. I'm feeling bold and sending them to the bathhouse!
What do ya know. He's already on the lot upon arrival, talking to Leto. Aphrodite, Ares and my simself are on the lot, as well. Visiting a bathhouse in the winter might not be a good idea, so I'll make the encounter as brief as possible. Okay, relationship established, he can be invited over now. Eh heh. Time to vacate this death trap!
That evening, Pyxis' family is invited over so that Cicero can meet his puppies, and Borealis invited Mnemosyne (and Themis) over to declare  his everlasting devotion to her, and propose. She's ecstatic. Austrina takes the opportunity to propose to Themis, she also says yes. I don't know why, but I always thought of Austrina as the loser. Anyway, the boys are officially engaged and as soon as Austrina tops out his career in Art, the boys are taking their sweeties and their puppies and moving out!
After Themis and Austrina's date, Themis stopped by to drop off a freaking pinball machine! Does that count as electric? I think it does; we're putting that in the man's inventory for now.
Oh man, I love body shop. I can change the color of Lyra's veil to match her gown. I'll take a picture when she's not crapping. The first of the pups to reach adulthood is Anaxagoras. Man, is he handsome, and takes on equal parts of his parents' features. Oh my, Anaximenes came out the same way. I mean, exactly the same. Oh, no. Anaximenes doesn't have a tail. Anaximander didn't come out completely different than his siblings, then again, Seneca and Cicero did have very similar markings.
Oh, marvelous! All the paintings these guys did in college all just glitched out. Perfect. Oh well, Austrina reached the top of his artistic career, time to slice the household population in twain, only to double it again with children. Hmm, how does one slice $590,000 down the middle. Corona Austrina and Corona Borealis have both set up their stakes. Now it's baby-making time. For them, I mean.
Austrina and Themis set up in a spacious semi-modern house, and decorated as if Austrina was, instead of an Art Visionary, an archaeological college professor. I should have taken pictures, it's actually very tasteful. Themis took a job as a business C.E.O. and was soon with child. She bore a boy, Pan. Do I already have a Pan? I don't think so. Oh man, he is a looker. Austrina and Themis did hire a butler to be able to spend more time with Pan and Anaximenes. Anaximenes knows all her tricks now.
Corona Borealis and Mnemosyne took over the old Goth Manor, and Borealis left his old job to pursue his true passion, Entertainment as a Master of Ceremonies, and Mnemosyne took a job in food service education as a college professor. Anaximander is a serious little shit; eating stoves, flowers, and what have you, and nipping at strangers. Borealis enlisted the aid of Mr. Baena, a young ginger butler to assist with house duties, a bit of gardening and eventually childcare.
I really don't understand butler logic. Rake leaves, put leaves in garbage bag, put garbage bag in garbage disposal unit in the kitchen, take out crushed garbage bag from kitchen and take to trash can in front of house, then move on to second pile of leaves and begin the whole process over again, when there are four freaking trees and fifteen piles of damn leaves! It's not over yet, folks. This is the first day of autumn! The trees are going to shit more leaves later that same day, for four whole days! This is how I pay my butler for one-fourth of the damn year! And it's not just Baena, it's every butler in the neighborhood.
Anyway, Mnemosyne gives birth in her front yard for the whole world to see, including her new coworker, Reticulum, and Mr. Baena. The fruits of her labor [Get it? Get it?!] is a healthy baby boy, Endymion. I should make sure his parents interact with him or all the boy will know is Baena. He has his mother's cheekbones and eyes, and his father's nose (thank heavens.)
I can't take anymore of Baena. I've had enough burnt pancakes! He's getting the boot. Corona Borealis will quit his job and be master of his own damn house. Oh, wait, no. I need a gardener!
See, now that I've topped out a skill in toddlerhood with ... was it Lynx? I'm doing it all the time now. Pan capped out Charisma and Endymion is soon encroaching that triumph, as well. It's just a little out of hand! Anaximander and Anaximenes capped out on all their tricks, too. They've tamed considerably since their couch destroying, bed slumbering  stranger attacking days. I find that if I can cut corners I usually will. Endymion's entire existence so far has been limited to the kitchen. His crib, potty training toilet and Wobbly Wabbit Head are all in there. He doesn't even know anyone except his parents and Anaximander. It's almost like he's an attic baby. Except he's a kitchen baby. He's completely happy; his relationship with them is optimal. Yet, somehow, it still feels like poor childcare. He does have his own room... it's just upstairs, where he can't get to.
Heh, ANYWAY! Austrina and Borealis now have their own 'legacies'. It's time to head back to Berenices lot [in life.] She is fast to be promoted to Icon, thus completing her career goals and now, it's time to start a family. She and her mother invite over Perses, Helios and Medusa Cygnus, and Berenices begins the pollinating process. Oh, that's right, I have to pump out names as well as babies. Shit, let's see. The first to arrive is a girl, Pavo, the Peacock. Then a boy! Hurrah, haroo! His name is Apus, the Bird of Paradise. And lastly, another girl, Tucana, the Tucan. None of them have pointy ears! This is outrageous! But I am happy to have a boy. Super super happy. (Maybe one of the girls will die, like Lynx.) I didn't say nothin'!
The flower children, as they will be referred to henceforth, have all of Mother Berenices' skill points, and, sadly, her ears; and do not have a childhood, teenagerhood, or young adulthood. Means no college. They are short-lived and don't need to study shit. That's one rule taken care of. Oh! That's right. Berenices can begin her novel. Her work is complete.
Coma Berenices
That's right. That's my name. Coma Berenices Seraph. What was my mother thinking?  Was she on crack? Is she completely mental? Don't talk shit 'bout my momma! 
Of course, us kids didn't see much of our mother growing up. You know that 'cause you read her novel before mine, because that's just compulsive. I can't say I really cared much. We had Grammy and Grampy takin' care a' us. They was cool.
That's not what I wants ta talk about though. Growing up, I found solace in the gardens. Our estate is gigantic, but somehow we don't need servants to keep house. We pro like that. In doing so, I developed a mega appreciation for things that grow. Yes, people, too, but mostly plants. My brother, Borealis, was the biological scientist, though, and I didn't want to follow his footsteps because he's a super slut bag... Well, I was, too. I mean, I never knew my daddy, and Mom was always aloof, so it's only natural, right? Admittedly, that was one of the reasons I joined drama class, and eventually majored in drama. All those people watching me. I couldn't get enough of it. Borealis would always a ladies man, but I! I had peoples attention. They all looked at me on stage and that was the biggest high for me. After college I kept my eyes out for auditions and the like, but, at home, my childhood fascination was rekindled and I soon grew to be closest with the trees and flowers and vegetables.
This led to my incident. Oh, I was still looking for that perfect job. Not wanting to be a mooch on the family coffers, doing my part to  earn it's glorious majesty. After a while of tending to my beloved flora, however, I began feeling the effects of the insecticide I used on them to keep them healthy. In my sickness to this poison, the trees I had befriended granted me a body that could benefit, rather than disintegrate from the chemicals I was dousing myself in to keep my garden alive. I had no idea of the consequences and accepted life instead of slow, painful death.
Now, I never intended to be the child that carried on the family curse. I always figured it'd be Austrina or Borealis, they being my seniors. But, upon my horrible disfigurement, the boys felt relieved! Neither of them wanted to take on the curse either! And, as the curse befell me and not them, they were free to pursue their own aspirations and leave the family and it's shame.
I was outraged at their audacity in leaving me with this terrible burden! As I saw it, I was completely forsaken! Little did I know that my condition would lead to my ultimate fame and glory in show business. Indeed, the filming studios and casting directors loved my defects, casting me as fairies, villains  and the like. My deformity had become my catalyst to stardom! I was rather dumbfounded, but, nonetheless, grateful to my newly acquired flora sistren and much of the fortune I've earned has rightly gone to their prosperity.
Another of my benefits being famous, I was fortuitous enough to track down my biological dad and his family. Yes, of course, it was awkward, but I did value the chance to know him in some way. He had a whole different family, as you know, but I didn't hold that against him. I know family is something most people cherish, soo... Well, not to me, and obviously not to him, or is it? I haven't come to a decision about him yet. I mean, even now.
Anyway, Yes, I achieved stardom, my brothers deserted me to start families of their own, and I was in no place to blame them. It was time I started one of my own, despite my inexperience and ambiguity on the inner workings of the family structure. Being that I was getting on in age and didn't have a lover... Probably something I shouldn't admit. Well, piss off! It's my life! Really I can only stand one person in my line of work and she already has a family. My only choice was a gift granted to me by my flora saviors; the ability to procreate asexually. And I did so. My beloved planty chillens: Pavo, Apus and Tucana. I've come to my present existence now. Tell me, is this the memoir you expected of a superstar? I hope you at least enjoyed it. Ha!